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WELCOME TO BRATVILLE.....YOU BRAT.....WELCOME HOME.....IT IS GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK.....STAY HERE A WHILE AND JUST BRATBROWSE OUR SITE.....

Welcome to  Bratville™

Bratville™ is the home town of all brats. So if you made it here to this website, You MUST Be A Brat! ..... Welcome back home to Bratville ..... We Missed You, ..... You BRAT!

You   Might   Be   A   Redneck 
                     OR
You   Just   MIGHT   Be   A   Brat.....

You Might Be A Brat..............

If your mommy had one of those little silver spoons made for you with your name on it, when you was a baby.....

If you were born with that little silver spoon in your mouth.....

You ARE A BRAT !!!

You Might Be A Brat..............

If your mother dressed you up in a sailor outfit and made you pose for pictures in front of strangers.............. when you was a baby.............

You just might be a brat!!!.....
(she made me hold a rubber ducky in that pic too.....go figure.....I still refuse to be a brat...)


If Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend calls you a Brat....................

Then You..... just..... might..... be...... a..... Brat !!!

If your wife or husband calls you a Brat............

You... Are... A... Brat !!!

If you Think you are a Brat?.....................

Then... You...just... might...be...a... Brat !!!
 
If you had mickey mouse pajamas when you was a baby .............

or whatever brat hero pj's you might have worn.......

You just might be a brat.....

If Your New Favorite Word Is "Whatever" .......

Then You Just Might Be A Brat!!!!! 

You Might Be A Brat.............
If you had a computer before you knew how to read.......

You Might Be A Brat.............
If your mommy got your poopie diapers at Macy's.

You Might Be A Brat If You Spill The Beans.......on the other brats.......

If you are over 18 and you still live with mommy.............
You just might be a Brat..............
All Content Jokes And Punchlines Here Are Content Published And copyright©2009. Bratville™.All rights reserved.

Feel free to make a contribution to our
 "YOU MIGHT BE A BRAT" punch lines on the
 "contact us" page of this website.
The Webmaster and The Bratmaster will review all emails and requests for content. They will choose and publish the best contributions.
The winners will be chosen from a panel of BratJudges. So be a Brat and contribute all of your favorite childhood Brat pictures, jokes and punch lines to our site here in Bratville.
The " Twelve Step Program For Brats " has already been established by all Brataholics. It may be subject to change as all brats in this bratworld are subject to change. It only takes one BRAT to change the Brat Universe.

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If you think you "Might Be A Brat", We have a 12 step program for you to overcome your bratness. Just follow the
 "12 Steps For Brats" section and it might guide you back to normal..............if a brat can ever be normal..............

There are approximately 265 people born in this world every 60 seconds according to some statistics.
Most of these people Are Or Will either be Brats or Rednecks.
Which One Are You?

I Wonder How Many Of These Newbies Are BRATS?
Click on population and then the "Now" tab for instant statistics:

We are always looking for new volunteers and contributions to our website and community here at Bratville. Give us a call anytime, or just stop by. Our doors are always open.
Feel free to BratBrowse™ our other pages.
You can send your favorite BRAT jokes or BRAT pictures to us on our "contact us" page. We may just have a Brat contest soon. The Best Brat Award or something like that.

Twelve Step Program for Bratoholics and All Brats

Step 1: Admit That You Are A BRAT!

Step 2: Believe That There Is A Greater BRAT Than Yourself!

Step 3: Make A Decision To Turn Your Life Over To The BratMaster

Step 4: Make A Fearless Search Of Your Own BratSelf

Step 5: Admit To The BratMaster, Your Own Bratself, And To Other Brats That You Were Wrong

Step 6: Be Ready For The BratMaster To Remove Your Bratness.....

Step 7: Humbly Ask The BratMaster To Remove Your Bratness.....

Step 8: Make A List Of All Brats That You Have Bratted.....And Be Ready To UnBrat To Them.

Step 9: Make Direct Amends To Those Brats

Step 10: Continue To Take Personal Inventory Of Your Bratness, And Admit When You Are A Brat!

Step 11: Seek Knowledge And Understanding Of Why You And All Brats Are The Way They Are!

Step 12: Have A Spiritual Awakening as the Result of These Steps, And Carry This Message To Other Brats And Convince Them To Practice These Steps In All Aspects Of Their Lives. Whenever Possible, With Some Exceptions.....
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Update:  Bratville™ "BratPics" Will Be Coming Soon!!!
Pictures have been accepted! They will be added to this site soon! We need more than just a few pictures for a contest though, So send us those BratPics™ of yours and you may just Win a BratPrize™ .
There will be a Bratpics link soon for you to view all of the bratville pictures and maybe even your own personal page album to update with your own secure password.
BratMaster@Bratville.Com